Sorry Folks, There's Something Wrong With My Guitar

For my first song tonight I'd like to play you a little number I wrote on my first day back in New York. I was walking through Washington Square when a leprechaun came over to me and asked me for some change. I said, "Wait a minute Mister Leprechaun, don't you have a pot of gold?" He replied "@#$% you buddy, it was all tied up in Bear Stearns." Anyway, I wasn't falling for his timely joke and told him to find someone else to work his leprechaun evil on instead of me. After all, I saw the movie "Leprechaun" with Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston. I know the truth. So I wrote a song about it and here goes...

There was a time in the city
Where it was...CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

Sorry, folks, I'll have to start this again.

There was a time in the city
Where it was...CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

Something's wrong here...Oh.

I'll be back after I remove this...