My uncle Errol "Fang" McManus is a badass. He has worked for over 40 years as a tree doctor.
Rock on Fang!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Barkley. Neither Gnarls nor Charles.
Barkley L. Hendricks has been laying down the paints of reality since before I was dropped out my mama. Each piece depicts a soul in its true state. Vibrant and radiant, his subjects shine from their canvases and take you to the place from whence they lived and breathed in their moment of capture. His latest showing is at the Studio Museum in Harlem, NYC right up until the days of spring. Appropriately titled "Birth of the Cool," the collection drips with a majestic beauty and a love of human beings and life.
http://www.studiomuseum.org/barkley-l-hendricks-birth-of-the-cool/
http://www.studiomuseum.org/barkley-l-hendricks-birth-of-the-cool/
Here is a youtube video of his exhibit at Nasher Museum of Art/Duke University:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9IvTZJj0CA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9IvTZJj0CA
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Danny's Perfect Plate Dinner Special #6
The next time you are visiting Vancouver why not stop by Danny's for a tasty plate of pure fantasy. His array of ethnic cuisine is unmatched in any Michelin rated restaurant on any continent. This one is the #6. It is a delectable medley of...some kind of pastry crusted stuff with some other things next to it. And don't forget the small round thing with a toothpick through it, also very good. Uh, I think I have to call Danny to find out what all the thingys are again. Seriously though, it is really good. I mean it. Let's just call it #6 because there are 6 different food materials on the plate and call it a day. Tai Tu!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Sorry Folks, There's Something Wrong With My Guitar
For my first song tonight I'd like to play you a little number I wrote on my first day back in New York. I was walking through Washington Square when a leprechaun came over to me and asked me for some change. I said, "Wait a minute Mister Leprechaun, don't you have a pot of gold?" He replied "@#$% you buddy, it was all tied up in Bear Stearns." Anyway, I wasn't falling for his timely joke and told him to find someone else to work his leprechaun evil on instead of me. After all, I saw the movie "Leprechaun" with Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston. I know the truth. So I wrote a song about it and here goes...
There was a time in the city
Where it was...CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Sorry, folks, I'll have to start this again.
There was a time in the city
Where it was...CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Something's wrong here...Oh.
I'll be back after I remove this...
There was a time in the city
Where it was...CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Sorry, folks, I'll have to start this again.
There was a time in the city
Where it was...CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Something's wrong here...Oh.
I'll be back after I remove this...
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Mama T, You're Diamond Shreddies
For your birthday I hired Squirty and the Squirtones, the Cleveland based old tyme barber shop quartet, to compose a unique song for your celebration.
Some may say it's just cereal
But you and I know better
You cannot find them just any-where
This is my birthday love letter
I don't eat them yet you see
Most-ly I take the breast
But one day you will give me some
And get-me-off-your-chest
Some may say it's just cereal
But you and I know better
You cannot find them just any-where
This is my birthday love letter
I don't eat them yet you see
Most-ly I take the breast
But one day you will give me some
And get-me-off-your-chest
Oh Mama T you are so lovely
Like Chef Boyardee spaghetties
My rare flower in the desert
Mama T, you're dia-mond shred-dies
Happy Birthday! We love you.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Pumpkin Done Righteous
Friday, November 7, 2008
British Columbian Calypso
It was very rainy during the McManus family travels to Vancouver this past week so we had tons of indoor time. The Squirt decided to show his appreciation for our oxygen deprived adventures by working on his raspberry and finding a covert way to give someone "the finger." Genius.
For the bonus, saying "Calypso" is the new fun secret way of announcing to your loved ones that you have passed gas and they should leave the immediate area or risk a most certain death. We of the McManus clan find it much more amusing than screeching that you farted and far more polite than silently allowing others to suffer greatly. Try it and enjoy.
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